Pre 1973

Guts or Balls -- There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

Fuggity fuggity fuck fuck, fuggity fuggity fuck. I like pooping, it feels really good on my prostate. Sometimes I move my genitals out of the way so I can bend down and watch it come out reeaaalll slow. I can watch to see if it changes colors when it gets to oxygen. Then I push it back in with my fiinnnggeeerrrrssssss. mmm. boooowip! Faggots.

Very sexy

Bare fingers or latex glove?

Bare handed, of course.

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PARTY HARD!

Fuck, I'd take the one on the right home with me.

Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch

[Written by: Seth Putnam]

I just ordered my 30th whiskey
Your bitch comes over, starts gettin' frisky
She says, “Aren't you the badass singer of A.C.?”
Next thing you know she starts to blow me

Your loser boyfriend is getting pissed off
As she sees you sucking me off
The little pussy spills my fucking glass
Next thing you know I'm kicking his fucking ass

[Chorus:]
I'm kicking your ass and I'm fucking your bitch (x4)

I punch his face in then I pull down her pants
I start to fuck her in her fucking ass
She starts screamin' and yellin' my name
She fucking dumps you cause you're fucking lame

[Chorus]

After I fuck her she's no use anymore
She crawls back to you she's a worthless whore
Now you're covered in blood and she's filled with my cum
I tell the bartender, “Bring me drink 31!”

[Chorus]